After years of being his best mate, your bosom buddy is getting married and has chosen you to be his best man! It’s a big honor, and there is a very important job that comes with it- planning your pal’s bucks party! This is a fun tradition that no wedding can do without, and if you think it’s a bit of a guilty pleasure for the guys, don’t worry- the bride’s besties are planning her hen’s party, and rumor has it that those end up being even more wild than what you fellows might get up to! So, how do we get the party started? We have some ideas.
Book The Entertainment – Nothing makes a special event more special than live entertainment, and in the case of a wild and crazy bucks party, we are not talking about a musical act or a comedian; we are talking about getting some skin in the game, and the more that shows, the better! In decades past, the tradition was to have a scantily clad, comely young woman jump out of a giant cardboard cake, but in these more frugal times, we have simply done away with the cake!
Now, you can engage the services of a topless waitress in Sunshine Coast who can be on hand to pour your beers, laugh at your jokes, and provide some eye candy! Be sure to book early before the best birds are taken! Let’s be honest; there is just something exciting about having a pretty female bare her assets in the name of good fun: let the boys be boys and the girls be fun to look at!
Be clear on the rules with your lads up front- absolutely NO touching At All, and when the night is done, be sure to tip the lovely ladies well on top of their fees; they work hard to show you all a fabulous time!
Book The Venue – Considering the high level of entertainment you are planning on having, not just any venue will do! It is mission-critical that your venue be private, a place where there is zero chance of any prying eyes peeking in! We don’t recommend you hold your bucks’ party at your own flat; the bride and her pals probably know where that is, and if they get wind of when it is, they are liable to come crashing! Nothing can spoil a bawdy boy’s night out worse than the bride and her squad of maids showing up, except maybe some kind of disaster like a national alcohol shortage!
Speaking of the bubbly stuff, you are going to want to hold your party in a place where you can imbibe without any legal complications, so once again, privacy is paramount! Most nightclubs have some private back rooms available for party rentals, or you could book a nice suite at a posh hotel. You want to have a space where there’s plenty of room to cut loose and let your hair down and some comfy couches to pass out on when you have reached your tipping-over point. Be sure to stock that bar well; running dry midway through the night is a major party foul!
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe! – Secrecy is always the friend of a great bucks party; feel free to baldly lie to all the women in your life that you are just heading out for a few rounds down at the pub, without specifying which pub it is- no telling, because if one friend tells his gal, then they will all know! Hush hush! “There’s no bucks party; those went out of style years ago! We’re just playing some cards!” The gals won’t believe you, but stick to your story anyway!
It’s your solemn duty to make sure the groom has a wild night!
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